Wanted: Big, empty stadium located near fertile recruiting area and horde of Alabama alumni; willing to spend piles of cash to sell beer and parking to aforementioned 'Bama fans and fans of sacrificial lamb team. Call 666-DRK-LORD and ask for Coach Saban.

So The Great Saban is looking for a neutral-site stadium for some future 'Bama-Nobody games.

Dallas and Atlanta aren't a huge surprise, but Jacksonville? Huh. Ya think Saban wouldn't love to play some sucker team in Northern Florida just to get under Urban Meyer's skin a bit?